If you can’t say something nice, come sit by me
When the last step of the recipe says serve.
Condolences to those that lost me
It’s ok to be obsessed with me, this is a safe space
Today’s yoga pose is downward spiral
1 or 2?!
‘23 and me.
It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me
I’m not like other girls, I’m worse
is my Valentine
I am an intrusive thot
One time she asked me how to spell orange
I put the hot in psychotic
Nightmare dressed like a daydream
Don’t be depresso, have an espresso ☻
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills
Sorry you lost an hour trying to figure out if we gained or lost an hour this we
So we meat again
Tag someone that likes boobs.
If you’re happy and you know it, share your meds
Living vicariously through myself.
Just checking in
It’s not a thirst trap I just look like that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I washed up like this
Is this thing on?
On clout 9
my name ain’t mary but i’m still poppin’
hello 911 im on fire
i’m happy to be apart of the x ‘s challenge . is donating $1 to for every p
anti quarantine quarantine club
me for by
the turkey isn’t the only thing getting stuffed today
pov: u asked me on a date and neither of us cancelled
not the greatest at math but i know when shit don’t add up
single and ready to jingle
recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them, that’s silly
home is where the pants aren’t.
not even netflix can make me chill these days
you didn’t sneeze but I blessed your feed
due to new guidelines my milkshake can bring 6 boys to the yard… max. :
mas tacos por favor
called in thicc today
even disney know my pixar hard
save a horse
*entering feast mode*
wish you were beer
wash your hands before you text me
When’s Chicken Soup for People Without a Soul coming out?
Friday is my second favorite f word.
I like big books and I cannot lie
1 or 2?
Everyone’s breast friend.
Lady in the streets but a freak at the buffet.
Rubbing alcohol for outside booboos, drinking alcohol for inside booboos.