House guest: “omg I love your decor, very minimalist”
Pomeranian 1: Pomeranian 1

House guest: “omg I love your decor, very minimalist”
Pomeranian 1: ?
Pomeranian 2: ?
Pomeranian 3: ?
The three piss-stained area rugs rolled up in my garage waiting for big trash pickup day: ?
Me: [flawless poker face] “thanks”



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