One day I’m gonna be all old with wrinkles and alcohol-induced dementia,⠀and I’m

One day I’m gonna be all old with wrinkles and alcohol-induced dementia,⠀and I’m gonna whip out my antique iPad to show my grandchildren screenshots of how their grandfather first won my heart. 💞⠀
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And I sincerely regret having to break this news to some of you fine upstanding young gentlemen, but this is likely NOT how the conversation is going to unfold:⠀
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“You see, kids, your grandfather caught my eye by tagging me and 31 other instahoes in this charming video of a big black dude balls deep in this blonde chick, romantically dunking her head underwater as he raw dogs her from behind in what appears to be a community swimming pool”⠀
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…I am not even close to kidding, I have been tagged in that same video by random dudes twice now. This quarantine got some of y’all acting a little too wild #AnInstagramLoveStory

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