Q: What do you dress like if you ever leave the house? A: Sometimes I wear some

Q: What do you dress like if you ever leave the house?
A: Sometimes I wear some shit like this to go get an oil change 💃🏿
Alternatively, there is Modus Homeless, for example, the time I wore flip flops to an upscale Japanese seafood bar (that dude broke up with me 🌝)
Which of the two extremes occur depends entirely on forces of nature beyond my control, such as how long it has been since I washed my hair and how much tequila was consumed the night before.
#JoseTakeTheWheel🎶
Just thank your lucky stars I didn’t have my Fish Flops yet, Mark. And the sushi was shit 🖕🏿

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