Spam bots be like “fellow humans DM me f10001100r fun *water droplets emoji* *water droplets emoji*”⠀
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But dudes have been lonely in quarantine for so long that they’re starting to be down for it, commenting back to @Bothany.Spamith_6969 like “hey sexy nice pics, you’ve captchaed my attention. yes of course I will cash app you $5 so you know I’m serious about getting to know you,” not even caring that they’re sexy chatting with a 300-pound dude in a basement somewhere who uploaded three pictures of Denise Milani to a two-day-old Instagram account.⠀
#SundaysAreForTheBots #NoBellyButtonNoProblem
