Niece Waidhofer
Be honest. Did you notice Puff’s cameo the first time through? Just watch for th
Being short pros:
-hide and seek champion
-less surface area when shaving legs
What dudes expect when they hang out with me irl vs the type of shit dudes get w
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Brings me back to the good old days when Pokémon Go first came out and everyone
Possible cover art for the first book of my Instahoeing 101 series, Fantastic Br
Me: nobody ever texts me, wtf
Anyone: “hey ”
Spongebob narrator: *THREE YEARS LA
L to R:
Me: Merry Christmas
Puff: Merry crisis
Boujee: Merry crunk eyes (Appl
Yeah it’s 62 degrees in here but you know what’s even cooler? Minimizing greenho
Do I have to learn to play a game to use the hashtag Gamer Girl or is having a p
This photo set is called TubGirl, safe search off
Looooool this dude I went on two dates with and then politely declined to see ag
2019 sits when it pees
We don’t eat random greasy ass things like bacon and beans and cornbread for goo
Dudes be cheating with girls who don’t even match their shoes with their underwe
I swing both ways
IT’S FINALLY HERE. Finally, I won’t have to go alone to family gatherings, churc
Y’all remember the dude I declined to go on a third date with and then he went b
Q: What do you dress like if you ever leave the house?
A: Sometimes I wear some
Always rep the Geng
This drunk Etsy purchase signifies that I am a really, really, really, really, r