selfies.co.uk

Get your selfie roasted.

Upload a selfie. Get absolutely destroyed. Swearing included.

Works on your dog too. 🐶

Or drop a photo here

Your photo is sent to our AI to be roasted. It's comedy: it will be rude, it will swear, and it's not personal. Only upload photos of yourself, or of people who are up for it.

How the AI selfie roast works

  1. Take or upload a selfie. Mirror selfie, car selfie, gym pump, the dog. All welcome, all doomed.
  2. The AI picks it apart. Your pose, the face you're pulling, the lighting, and the mess in the background you hoped nobody would spot.
  3. You get roasted. A score out of 10, a nickname you didn't ask for, and an image ready for your story.

Questions

Is it free?
Yes. No app, no account, no sign-up. Take a selfie and go.
How harsh is it?
Very. It swears, it doesn't do compliments, and most selfies score between 2 and 6. It's 18+, and it's comedy, not a verdict on your life.
Does it work on pets?
Yes. Dogs, cats, the odd tortoise. It'll roast them, then probably you for taking the photo.
What happens to my photo?
It's sent to our AI to write the roast, kept for up to 30 days, then deleted. It's never sold or used to train AI. The details.

You sure about this?

This site roasts your selfie with no filter. It's rude, it swears, and it's for over-18s only.